the original five-year plan

[01:06:53] <trythil> Stirspeare: inigo
[01:06:54] <Stirspeare> trythil: Stalin’s original georgian name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure imagination

[00:10:49] <FS[Sleep]> Stirspeare: hipsterhiko
[00:10:50] <Stirspeare> FS[Sleep]: Willy wonka’s semen factory.

I call that my G-Dragon

[23:52:39] <Otohiko> Stirspeare: korea
[23:52:39] <Stirspeare> Otohiko: Big bang in pyongyang - hardest of hardcore porn for benefit of glorious best korea.
[23:52:45] <Otohiko> what

on homeland security

[23:17:43] <Fire_Starter> Stirspeare: ‘murrica!
[23:17:43] <Stirspeare> Fire_Starter: Nikki’s freedom balls protect ‘murrica.

standard practice

[23:39:21] <Otohiko> Stirspeare: dom
[23:39:21] <Stirspeare> Otohiko: Dom gets pegged all the time. Is that cannibalism?
[23:39:26] <Otohiko> ………………………………………..
[23:39:31] -*- Otohiko dies
[23:40:46] <AteBitSamurai> lol

arousal by furniture

[15:22:37] <Otohiko> Stirspeare: erect
[15:22:37] <Stirspeare> Otohiko: Only in your basement and force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal or anal intercourse, oral sex (cunnilingus) or masturbation/non-penetrative sex. It may be achieved from psychological arousal alone, such as furniture, clothing, or cooking, which are somewhat larger on the street.

associations

[15:13:40] <trythil> Stirspeare: Canadian Thanksgiving is fake Thanksgiving
[15:13:41] <Stirspeare> trythil: So otohiko is fake thanksgiving.
[15:13:47] <trythil> uh, I guess
[15:13:49] <Otohiko> …
[15:13:51] <Otohiko> haha
[15:13:52] <Otohiko> it knows.

getting sassy

[16:32:20] —> chit|work has joined #AMV
[16:33:02] <chit|work> Stirspeare: groo
[16:33:03] <Stirspeare> chit|work: You are a fucktard.
[16:33:26] <chit|work> well thanks T_T

asker

Anonymous asked: Poop

Is there any way i feel - is she alive or just poop here.

Stirspeare the dietitian

[23:04:18] <trythil> Stirspeare: what will Mitch eat
[23:04:19] <Stirspeare> trythil: Mitch x george.
[23:04:21] <trythil> LOL
[23:04:32] <Atari> XD

asker

Anonymous asked: turkey

Here comes the lady towards my cell there would still resort to violence to protect the coast of istanbul, turkey, where he will not mistake her as just another classmate. She is fond of sand dunes and salty air, quaint little villages here and there.

congress

[12:47] <pwolf> Stirspeare: pwolf

[12:47] <Stirspeare> pwolf: Otohiko is a gifted seamstress and craftswoman. A self-effacing person, rika considers her life as a freshman in high school, but still enjoys hobbies such as his leadership is essential, but congress writes the laws of physics. If humans had not evolved to the ducks. I asked him why and he reached for something in pwolf. 

keepin it…

00:29 Kitsuner: Stirspeare: funky

00:29 Stirspeare: Kitsuner: Automatic supersonic hypnotic funky fresh.

on American tragedies

[23:30:59] <Hacchinya> Stirspeare: cordyceps
[23:31:00] <Stirspeare> Hacchinya: Columbine. Virginia tech. Aurora. And now, 28 people dead in a wasp’s nest.
[23:31:05] <trythil> O_o
[23:31:09] <Hacchinya> well
[23:31:23] <Otohiko> …

PSY at the UN

[21:37:14] <Otohiko> Stirspeare: moon
[21:37:15] <Stirspeare> Otohiko: On october 23, 2012, psy met un secretary general ban ki-moon at the speed of light.